“My extravagance is my garden - it's the first thing I look at every morning when I wake up. It gives me so much pleasure.”
— Ina Garten
“My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.”
— Eric Morecambe
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses”